Retardent Evil

OK... this is based off an inside joke during one of me and my friend's sessions on Resident Evil 5's versus mode.

She said she would throw her fucking cat, Mao, at me and I said it would probably tear my face off and shit... >___>;;; But I still think her cat Mao is simply awesome!!!! She's a total gangsta~

So, I went off on a retarded silly story about her cat hunting me down and all this silly jazz and... yeah... It was an inside joke that inspired me to draw this silliness. XD

The whole brother thing came from one random dude we met who was going along with our usual crazy theatrics, and decided to choose Safari Chris to my S.T.A.R.S. Chris and I was joking around that he was my twin brother and shit...

And my poor friend, who always pics Jill BSAA, because of her love to cosplay her and that costume, she has to deal with how retarded I am every time we get on RE 5. hahahaha

So, yeah... that's pretty much our little story in a nutshell of many shells...

I was just gonna use the excuse and say I was drunk with how I had come up with this. Figured it would be much simpler to explain than what actually occurred in the madness that is our RE 5 versus room.

~This one was for you, Nik~ bwahahahahaha
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P.S. She totally sounds like Jill and looooooves Wesker's butt!!!